Am I completely insane?

I'm still not done with my Christmas shopping, so I'll be hitting some stores tomorrow. Just how out of one's fucking gourd does one have to be to go shopping 2 days before Christmas? It ought to be fun to see how many parking space jousting matches I can engage in, and everybody just loves standing in line for 17 hours waiting to buy 3 things. *eyeballs roll out of skull*

Next year, I'm doing my Christmas shopping in September! Having said that, keep an eye out for a post roughly this same time next year that says roughly the same thing. :P