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I bought myself chinese food for dinner. Mmmmmmmmm, almond chicken. *droolslobber*

Anyway, as is customary, I cracked open the fortune cookie at the end of my meal. I got a double! Two fortunes in the same cookie!

#1 reads:

"You should be able to undertake and complete anything."

#2 reads:

"You will have a long and prosperous life."

Interesting. Especially when you add "in bed" to the end of either/both of those. (yes, I still do that)

Wonder what kind of message the universe is trying to send me...