Three reasons today is made of suck

1. I must've eaten something bad at my family reunion yesterday, because I'm basically pissing out of my ass. We are not amused. *EDIT* We now also have vomiting. I guess we can say I'm throwing up out both ends now.

2. Because of #1, I've had to call in sick to work for the first time in 9 months. Almost 9 months to the day, in fact. We are even less amused.

3. George Carlin is dead. We may never be amused again. :(

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Just a quick update on the previous post.

I finally found some anti-diarrhea pills about an hour or so ago. Here's hoping things dry up soon.

I may have tracked down the source of the illness as well. On the way to the reunion yesterday my stepmother had me go through the Burger King drive-thru. I called to ask my dad how they were feeling, and he's fine but she's had some tummy trouble as well. Since the old man drove himself, and didn't eat the Burger King stuff, chances are that's where the badness lies. This makes me sad, because I love their breakfast croissant sammiches, and now I'm gonna be all paranoid about eating them for God only knows how long. :(

I think I need moar nappage.