Not even right

I haven't had a cigarette in nearly three weeks. You'd think I'd have already hawked up everything in my lungs by now, wouldn't you? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I got to spend a good hour this morning hacking, wheezing, choking, and spitting. For no apparent reason no less.

That just aint right, and it really aint fair.

That is all.