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I have come to 4 conclusions in just the past 5 minutes:

1. God must have been high when He created sinus cavities. Must've been the same bender He was on when He made the platypus.

2. There are some seriously sick and twisted peoples on this planet. For further reference I direct you to wtf_inc. *boggle*

3. I'm going to turn into a gorilla. Not necessarily in the knuckle-walking, large-silver-stripe-down-the-back way, but more in the so-much-hair-people-think-I'm-wearing-mohair-pajamas-when-I'm-naked way.

4. I don't update this thing nearly often enough.

I go bed now. Sleepy time.