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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	go to your local breakfast diner, pour coffee on your waitress, do three cups of creamer as shots, and run screaming from the building.
Then, after lunch...	sit in the park, screaming at the squirrels to stop eating your brain waves.
Dinner will consist of...	a random tourist you happened to run down with your car.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	find out how many things in your local supermarket will fit inside your nose.
At the height of your madness, you will call	sup_internets
And the two of you will proceed to...	tag-team wrestle people as they come out of bars, whether they want to or not.